With the count at three and two more wild pitcher ever and the referees making the mad, the country has entered fully into a new season of professional baseball to delight young and old. red-line sporting very red thermometer goes up and up and soon we all joyful infected with the fever of the great national passion, which is a real blessing, a fresh water bath in the middle of political coven that devours us.
sing Just play ball, is just the "neither-nor, it breaks the polarization, the country becomes more diverse and plural, everyone is aligned to rage with its currency, a win-lose, but nobody feels excluded from the worship of the god-ball like no Egyptian felt marginalized from the worship of Ra, the sun god area, which has what times and left for everyone. It should be.
Nobody escapes it and funny thing is that the fans in our country is inherited or imposed as well as religion or political affiliation. My octogenarian mother, furious magallanera, tells me that when I took the infant to the baptismal font in the mid-twentieth century, the priest he had to order:
- Lady, take off the beanie child in order to throw holy water ..
was, of course, a cap of Magellan, thankfully, has been a badge of unfading glory, this is not baseball or religious fanaticism. Seriously.
At this point in the game and in such difficult times, it is imperative that the country and the fans all have an in-depth sociological analysis to come to enlighten the serious implications and decisive influence in baseball political and therefore throughout the country's institutional life. I would like to help with these notes, pedestrians and rolling the table, calling attention to some crucial aspects.
Today for today it is clear that the executions of the president are part of a baseball schedule and can not be understood only from the perspective of his love of baseball, from when he decided to enter the military academy to emulate the "whip" Chávez , through his games during his first campaign and post election campaign, his legendary duel with Sammy Sosa and a patented his famous pitch bend (?) "è pig's tail."
Pitcher sinister arm left or wrong, as they say in the jargon, the star pitcher was too much fanfare their supposed straight brilliant, but the myth was collapsing when fans could spell, with each shipment to the plate, Brand and other manufacturing data printed on the ball. It was, in effect, a straight lazy, yawning and parsimonious, a slowly able to exasperate the Dalai Lama.
The "pig tail é" also came a fateful day. It was one of the titanic duel with the powerful slugger Sammy Sosa, then a cleanup hitter for the Chicago Cubs, who one day, no one knows how or why, appeared in the home of the University to try to decipher the annihilating "tail é pig. "
The first release was returned to the grounds of the digital clock Previsora, which was extinguished between squeaking and electric sparks. The second homer caused irreversible damage to the Pepsi ball and the third well drilled the Nescafé giant leaving unusable. This is perfectly evident in Plaza Venezuela, where these icons city dwellers were located. Well, if not why another reason why that would disappear?
From there comes a mutation. The pitcher, the victorious commander takes over Sosa bat and soft against his scrawny competitors. And the "tail and" pig "disappears from their repertoire of pitcher, but rises as heading converted into decrees, laws and other UKAS. "Pásenme the folder with the law, which I'll put the" tail e'cochino "hear him say. The spear at the Metropolitan Mayor affixing to the decree that removes the charge, and the Supreme Court decision:
- Strai guaán!, Sir ..
presents, should be promoted and launched the expropriation of farms, shops, hypermarkets and carts "cepillaos", and is now singing AN:
- Strai tuuu!, Major-president.
aligns with the "pig tail é" against radio and television and so is the prosecutor who stated:
- Strai triiii!, My president, commander-in-chief .
And we, dear fans, reaching ninth of desbol in desbol sung as strikes, at the point of "e` pig tails, a phenomenon which, incidentally, in Macondo emerged from the lust of the Buendía and here, by the seen, which revel powers and powerful. I say, right?
(Published in Tal Cual on Sunday October 24, 2010)
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