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SATURDAY APRIL 2

The College of Psychologists of the Capital District, in accordance with the provisions of Article 24 of Regulation Interno, convoca a todos sus agremiados a la Asamblea Extraordinaria que se llevará a cabo el dia Sábado, 2 de Abril a las 9:00 a.m., en el auditorio de la Federación de Psicólogos de Venezuela. Sede ubicada en la Av. Naiguatá con calle La Guaira, Urbanización Macaracuay.

Punto único a tratar:

Presentacion de la Cuenta 2010 y Presupuesto 2011

De no cumplirse el quorum reglamentario a la hora establecida, se procederá a un segundo llamado a la media hora. De no existir el quorum se procedera a un tercero y último llamado a la media hora inmediata y se constituirá con los miembros activos who are present who signed the Act of the Assembly (Art. 20 of the Rules of Procedure). By the Board President Ms. Maria Eugenia Guédez

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WAGE INCREASE FOR THE HEALTH SECTOR AND NATIONAL CENSUS

Intergremial THE CPDC COMMISSION UNVEILS WAGE INCREASE ANNOUNCED BY THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH PEOPLE (GIPA)

reportedly who had to withdraw the salary grid box was presented to this page because even being discussed by a decent increase. The presented as the Minister says it is the 6054 Decree of 2008, so we wait for the current salary grid.

INFORMATION NOTE:

The Board of the College of Psychologists of the Capital District informs its members and to all psychologists in the country, on Thursday, 24 / 03/2011, citizen Coronela Minister Dr. Eugenia Sader, in Press Conference, reported the implementation of Decree Salary Table 6054, dated 2008 in two phases, the first shall become effective on 15 April this year, with retroactive effect from 1st. January 2011 and another in June. This as part of the conversation in the meeting dated November 19, 2010, in the Office of the Vice President of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela. Moreover, Dr Sadr made further announcements concerning the payment of the basket tickets, the monthly contributions in social benefits and other aspects. Importantly, they will continue to work tables for the achievement of the proposed wage scale that is being studied. Continue in the struggle for a living wage and the discussion of the Labour Collective Agreement. We note that the commission Intergremial of health professionals, which is part of our guild are not satisfied at the way has been the answer to what was discussed at the meeting of 19/11/2010, but we are aware that we labor rights continue to operate until the required salary expectations and improved working conditions. Through our blog (colegiopsicologoscapital.blogspot.com) will visit the table presented by the Minister of Popular Power for Health (GIPA), following the evaluation criterion of employee performance. Intergremial Commission supports meritocracy, but it considers that the requests of the unions of health must be treated in accordance with the proposals made in the workshops that are being conducted weekly in the MPPS. (See video: http://www.noticias24.com/actualidad/noticia/224237/anuncia-aumento-salarial-para-el-sector-salud-de-acuerdo-a-la-meritocracia-ya-la-evaluacion / ). It is essential that psychologists working in the health sector continue to update their personal files and deliver them to the office Human Resources of its medical center (see blog collections in the school). Each Human Resources office must raise the Census and fill the respective form. Parallel service chiefs should be aware of to fill the form of National Census and Technical Health with psychologists working in the center, SUPPLIES information to your school psychologist, the representative of Bioanalysis Nursing or designated by school (see school blog CPDC list of representatives) so that your mail may be sent to the College of Psychologists of the Capital District, so that the Commission Nacional Intergremial can cross the MPPS information on work tables will continue weekly. Are encouraged to department heads and psychologists in general to report any problems with the Human Resources Office regarding non-receipt of the documentation or the filling of the Census form on their part, must be notified to the College Psychological Capital District to proceed to resolve the situation directly through the MPPS.

For the SPDC Board Commission Intergremial

.- María Eugenia Guédez

Management

President 2009-2011.

Date: Monday, March 28, 2011

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carnival ground that the best times lived among us. Audiovisual testimonies abound consecrated the apotheosis of King Momo, who towered surrounded by his court of stunning dancers, the watermark of the colorful costumes, floats and more monumental bullerengues extras.

In the streets and avenues, the village was added as enthusiastic to deal without candy and party favors, dancing under a slip of paper and a shower of sky covered by the network of coils of all sizes and colors, which Finally all were tangled. And those big band in full swing.

is true that Carnival has not disappeared, but there are signs that his best days are past. There are masks, funny and grotesque, falls and fall. Costumes, which you look, all spades and raleas.

still exhibit floats and a shameless, sometimes funny, but mostly dominates the hallmark of the carnival that is the deception, permissiveness and lack of control. But something is missing.

would say that the carnival retain some of their noise, display colorful plumage, some to haunt the deceitful flashes of stones, the mirrors and tinsel, but what will the carnival between we languish. Shuts down the euphoria. Momo

stirring, shows off their best faces and cuddle, thrill seeking and if you see that you can not spread their joy down from his throne, he starts with a guaracha, but that leaves you aching, wistful, plaintive, as if interpreted Old Cow in an arrangement for Te Deum.

"Up, my cow, PA milk bring you take," strives king of the party. And the vaquita looks and Remiro, silent, incredulous, as all who know that to get milk will have to kick sooooo looooong street and have luck. Decadent

, the carnival has gone through the usual pagan ritual poor pay, and that the party will water the most painted.

Who can have fun with their pockets turned upside down like a scarecrow? Be clean during Carnival is the most heartbreaking thing in the world.

It is thus worthwhile to clarify, that Guyana protests overshadow the carnival of El Callao, joins them and the parade of teachers and university students, cement workers, the oil companies, utilities, food industries, doctors and nurses . Together

are making more noise than ten schools of samba. There are tambourine or caixa, and Agogo, but every reason in the world. The lack of money and will be a general malaise.

And as mentioned, the bad general is one of the dress that has become common currency in modern carnivals, but experts doubt it is a folk costume, which does not mean that some tidy parade and comparsa.

Momo, you know, is based on the groups that in recent years have been the soul of the carnival vernacular. Without the extras the king of the party nothing can, nothing moves, fail miserably. Momo no extras would be like the carnival in Rio without samba.

oldest among the groups include those of the Lupercalia and Saturnalia, and in modern times include The fiscal and Morales (ma non troppo). In the male line, for years nobody has been able to dispute the palm Comparsita of Lords and of the controllers, whose leader also has the privilege of telling the other scola when they go and when they are not pa'l dance.

Paradoxically, one thing remains the carnival so happy, write about it to produce as much nostalgia and sadness. The sadness that gives see that in this carnival of money in this crazy dance of millions, all is on track to end reduced to mountains of pills and coils of paper swept by the breeze, no fixed course. Luckily

already passed octavitas and the other year should mark the rebirth of joy, that it does not need a carnival eternal, but the orchestra to play for everyone. We how. Haste, then, because otherwise, as the poet said: "There will not be, but memories .."

(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday March 13, 2011)

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SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 8 AM

Without me nothing left inside ... The old baseball fans will never forget that popular expression that odd Carlitos González became immensely better known when, with his characteristic vehemence, used it as an introduction to some of his sharp comments on the ball Creole. The

used that master of eloquence when he had no any reservation, not a shred of doubt entertained their analysis and, despite any contrary view, then formulated his claim that most of the time was an indisputable success .

I venture here with the usual leave, to borrow this resource to tell you, without me is nothing left inside, that the action taken by the Minister of Health, according to Official Gazette 39,623, dated 24 February 2011 prohibiting smoking in indoor areas of public places is one of the greatest decisions responsibility, more righteous and civilizing dimension of recent times. Finally, then, the revolution has made its first revolutionary step. And thank you.

defector is not rudeness of cigar after eating snuff for years who do not stand now I can not stand even the slightest whiff of nicotine. No. Is that really there are situations that have become inconceivable. The last time I was in a tavern in La Candelaria, or yesterday, floated a similar accumulation of cirrus, nimbus, cumulus, and stratus emanating from throats and noses of smokers who made it impossible to make out a fellow bar. We were

forced to find the Galician empanada squares groping around in the dish, like reading Braille. Nonono, that was awful! He had not swallowed the smoke from that historic evening of 1 May 2009 when the commander Benavides, under the command of his troops, attacked those who commemorated the anniversary of the saga of the Martyrs of Chicago shouting innocent and certainly nothing original instructions: "Down with the government!"

When not to have heard that phrase in Venezuela? Lifetime. That has been and must be a healthy domestic routine, like dominoes or the ball. We were missing some chattering alpargatudos and machete on his belt to that demonstration was a photo in sepia. At a command from Benavides, was all over with bombs, smoke, smoky, careers and bewilderment.

TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 2011, 8:00 a.m.

I do not understand this mess. How unfortunate is that now the Official Gazette cancels 39,624 39,623 what he said? You mean it does not matter "to protect citizens from the harmful effects of snuff? What changed from yesterday to today? Citizens no longer are, or the smoke is not harmful?

as Condorito Outburst: I demand an explanation! Incredibly, this laudable action has dissipated as a scroll in a hammock. What is karma blessed although one wishes he can not write something nice about the revolution? Looking

put the pieces of the puzzle, someone recalled an old headline: "Minister for threatening displaced tobacco." He was a minister of the process that was in office for four months, unless zephyr in hammock.

seems that more could the cigarette tariffs, now leave the fluff 533 billion.

But we also know that the head smoke. He confessed when he was hit by the news that the big boss, back in the island of cigars, had a gut pangs, "I sat on the bed, lit a cigarette." Then, my dear Watson The problem did not come from the public of the prohibition? You see, being the head of the embodiment of the public (not so much of the public as the obvious) that measure may cause serious troubles.

go figure the boss in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet reviewing, inter scroll and scroll, the latest polls. His presence would automatically turn the bathroom in a public place and then could not smoke.

boss distracted, scroll and scroll, and that the aide saw the smoke out under the door, he would play: "My comandantepresidente, permission to say that there can not smoke because is a public place. "A man who is a monk, no more distracting than save the country," neither could put a Tabaquite? totally unfair (Porphyry, thank you not to try gimmicky syntagmatic associations, they do not want to put me in tremendous scroll) .

And by the way, why the boss insists on smoking when the big boss has long been made that? always go back as poto.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2, 2011, 8:00 a.m.

Yesterday the Gazette collected 39,024! The press says that smokers are in limbo. Those who do not smoke the same. It seems that the Minister of Health also because it is nowhere side. Nobody says, nobody says. Some owners of bars mad as a litany repeated: you can, you can not, you can.

to a government, everyone should get the ball in 2012. As Charlie would say, to hitting with a rolled newspaper.

(Published in the Diario Tal Cual on Sunday March 6, 2011)

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District Assembly Meeting. Saturday March 26

Call Of Done

all are informed union members of the College of Psychologists of the Capital District that the District Assembly for the Regular reporting and account for the period January to December 2010, is called In Fact in accordance with the provisions of Article 23, sole paragraph of Rules of Procedure of the College of Psychologists.
Regular
The District Assembly will be held on Saturday March 26, 2011, at 9:00 am at the headquarters of the Federation of Psychologists of Venezuela. Located on Av
Naiguata with calle La Guaira, Urbanizacion Macaracuay. La Gran Caracas

Talking Points:
- Reading of Minutes Previous
- Presentation: Memoria y Cuenta
- Presentation of the budget year 2011
- Various

Ms. Maria Eugenia Guedez
President
Management (2009-2011)

"is not met the statutory quorum at the scheduled time, we will proceed to a second call for half an hour. In the absence of a quorum shall proceed to a third and last call on the half hour immediately and shall consist of active members who are present who signed the minutes of the Assembly "(Art. 20 of the Rules of Procedure). VA
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After several weeks with Rafael Alonso in Haiti, we can finally have some pictures where the start is of the construction of the hospital. We also have some significant developments in the project. The most significant is the change in location of hospital a lot closer to Ducrabon.

The new lot has better access, which is shortened by 600 m (precisely the most difficult to execute). It is also flatter, and the products of the excavation can get them pre-aggregates for the construction of the hospital.

The water is also 400 m closer. Within the grounds are located a small house and a cemetery, which will be put up for cement and water tanks respectively. Currently

already done the following work:

- collection of small stones, which were used later in the pitching of the bearers of the buildings.

-ground vegetation clearance l, collecting part for later use in gardens and small orchards. Refined

- resulting land with barren surface state collected for the 150 m. access road.

-excavation of the foundations of buildings outpatient and hospitalization.

"This stone collected , Gathered around a pile contract.

All these works have been conducted with workers from the area , an average of 20 daily unskilled days 9 hours with a stop for lunch included, have taken part in several women, accustomed in their daily work travel long distances in search of water and its subsequent transport over the head in buckets of 20 liters. Finally

have selected the 12 workers who have shown greater efficacy and will continue in the works, requiring the recruitment of other workers only in a timely manner.

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INFORMATION NOTE

2011 ELECTIONS

For the upcoming elections were nominated two plates. Grilled N0.1, headed by Mrs. Maria Eugenia Guédez and Iron N0. 2 Uninominal the post of Secretary General Mr. Miguel Klie. The public presentation of losPlanes Guild Action 2011-2013 which made two plates past days is conducive to convey to our colleagues in capital, a call for participation in the vote scheduled for next Friday, March 25, 2011 to be held from from 8 am to 4 pm at the headquarters of Macaracuay.

feel an excitement in the Capital colleagues in modernization Guild on the historical, ethical and conceptual strength and give justification to our profession in today's society and in these times of global diversity. It is therefore necessary that a high percentage of voter turnout, we print an unstoppable momentum on the path of strengthening the College of Psychologists of the Capital District.

Let's all vote. We are committed
union.

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ELECTIONS OFFICIALS TO RENEW THE CPDC

Involved: Come and Vote on March 25, 2011

CPDC The Board of Directors invites all its members to go to the polls on March 25, 2011 to elect the new leadership of the College of Psychologists of the Capital District to manage 2011-2013.

From our Board congratulate the Electoral Commission for the work so noble and flawless performance as the governing body of the elections for which fortunately we can all participate in elections and so once again meet our rules of procedure, which tells us that every two years will be union elections. Again

our invitation is for Wednesday March 25 to come to vote at the headquarters of Macaracuay, there will be waiting from 8 am to 4 pm, the electoral authorities to carry out your duty and your right to choose.

Your vote is important, what is your participation.

We look forward to a stronger union.

2009-2011 Board

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Theater Hospital Benefit organized by the RC Avilés for Haitian Hospital

Rotary Club de Avilés, who had pledged their support for the hospital, organizing an evening of theater to raise funds for the Hospital. The evening will be held on March 30, at 20:15 pm in the Teatro Palacio Valdés de Avilés, C / Palacio Valdés, 3, 33402 Avilés

The representation shall be borne by Refaxu theater group composed exclusively by women, and an experience of over fifteen years without play sing back when the script demands it, and we delight in the play "El gallo de la Quintana."

Tickets will cost 10 euros and can be purchased through any Rotary Club Avilés and one hour before the performance in their own box office.

We encourage all Rotarians to attend and spread this wonderful INITIATIVE RC de Avilés.

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The RC Valencia also joined the project

continue to support the project by adding the hospital in Haiti. In this case, our colleagues and friends of the Rotary Club of Valencia, who in their meeting on February 7 have agreed to contribute $ 1,000 for the hospital.

With this contribution from Valencia can state categorically that the project's Hospital a project of Rotary Spain because there is already compromised by contributions made and clubs belonging to the three districts: 2201, 2202, and 2203.


Thank you all for your solidarity and friendship!

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Let him work! Stories in plain

to stay was stunned to see that many of the buildings clean, lovebirds, as well Painted, row upon row of them were lost in the skyline. And because the boss showed plump, proud, satisfied. Sharpened his eyes and reveled in the balconies, terraces, large windows, gardens to the grass verdecita. Surely at that time was the same question we: How can the Chinese make these models so attractive?

The ad started by 7 000 houses, up to 40 000 and is already 50 thousand, just to Tiuna City. That's for sure. "It was announced on national television? So do not peel. That goes. Now, all over the country will be two million units in just six years. And according to the calculation of the supreme maker will be 120 thousand per year. That's for sure. Do not you told the boss? Then without fail. Nooo, it fails because it is zero zero six, six by two, twelve, and I put the two, six and a six and one that took seven. That gives 720 000 homes in half a dozen years. Or whether we will be having to 1 million homes for 280 000 2016. And what you wanted? Sometime in life had to be wrong.

addition, you are also lenient with whom we should so few things. We owe the Steel City. Okay, but that is fixed. I saw the ad on television. I do not know you. We also must - but go! - Aluminum City. These are 18 thousand hectares and 18 million of the green. Nothing, if we're going to see. There are always little problems, but for me it is a nail. That does not peel, hand, that is. Diligent people out there who says we owe the City of Madera and the City of Indio. Conchal, some people remember some things. But since they were announced at a ceremony the head, with a crowd wearing ties and another red enfranelado, I think it is. Look, it's going mackerel, as will the refinery to Barinas. Do you think that's not going?. Noo, it goes, it goes ..! There are welded an iron, not screwed a screw, but for my mother ... no, better in the other, it's going. Let's see, we must also Cacique Nigale Cryogenic Tremendo cryogenic, compadre! Still no sign but you have to go! When the man has been wrong, men of little faith? Of course it is! As will Nigale Bridge over Lake Maracaibo! Well, look, that is, for the Catatumbo lightning that dazzles us going. It is true that behind because it was announced in 2005. Aha, and why not wait another six years old? Make an effort: close your eyes and listen as swift to Punta Iguana crossing the interstate train They say you do not hear? Damn, but make an effort. If you do not feel the buzz of the modern railroad is because you are looking for bones to mush. Do not give me that because the was an announcement by the chief. Moreover, it laid the first stone, that, well, yes, I had to get repaired while the second and third, but it goes. Ball it up! Tremendous bridge, cousin, with an underwater tunnel and a transparent roof to travel and see swim bocachicos lemna, color of hope, and those artificial islands are a beauty. The head has not forgotten his promise. Quote: It will be a bridge mollejúo! I will repeat with all their letters to better understanding of the unbelieving, skeptical and obnoxious cock-sucker that never fail: MO-LLE-O-Ju. That said, if he said, that is, that commitment is more relevant than ever. Do not peel. N or has done, but not for a lack of real, because, come here, what are 75 million dollars? That is a hair! And with that lemna that so beautifully marbled the lake will be a cooperative to produce animal feed. Chinita by which it goes. Everything goes. The statue of Bolivar made by Oscar Niemeyer and assembled in the Guaraira Repano go! The Guaire decontaminated and crystalline as when Guaicaipuro go! The aerospace base Guasdualito go! The river Orinoco-Apure axis goes!

This is a cute thing. I do not know why, thank God, now he has to tell us that the encuestólogos ratio of the mass with the boss is erotic, religious, and do not know what else, most are inclined to choose love and not management. Why are so petty? Can not see the works? Okay, have not been made but that "what does that matter?

Neo-building craze will pay off. We already have one, two thousand or so hours of national television. Trust that everything will be orderly and efficiently as in the Land of Sunflowers, where they work Bob, the builder, and his assistant, the beautiful Wendy, who neighbors and friends, and their machinery and tools that solve speak conflicts with the harmonious teamwork. While problems sometimes arise because he forgets to keep Bob on the phone. I mean, who does not hear. So you have to tell my boss I do not turn off your "vergatario" ... How can they say? What the "vergatario" is not by any side? Ah, hell ...

(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday 27 February 2011)

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The film is now in Madrid. These days I am in the capital for the first meetings with the sound editor (Cesar Molina, "The Horn"), musician (and a regular contributor) Alejandro Román, and Paramotion guys who will be responsible for visual effects and post-production image. Will be the last and essential parts of the creative part of "The Perfect Stranger." In early June we will have the final copy, and from there everything is completely unknown to me. I hope everything goes as well as it has gone so far ...

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Day Hospital networking for Chronicle

RC New Madrid, in collaboration with the prestigious Business School IE Business School, organized a conference on " Networkig and Business Opportunities" to be held next Thursday 31 March at 19:00 hours Calle María de Molina 27, Madrid.

The event consists of a conference, which will be taught by Prof. Juan Diaz-Andreu, which will be followed by a cocktail during which the session will be held networking.

Seating is limited and places will be filled in strict order of registration which cost 20 euros, is earmarked for the construction of the Hospital sponsored by the Carmelite sisters Vedruna and has sponsorship and cooperation of the clubs in the district 2201.

From this blog, thank and congratulate the New Madrid RC's initiative while we wish him every success.

For more information and registration on this interesting networking day click on the link below not miss it!

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I'm going to tell a story, a story to and from the vastness of the plains, to leave a memory, a and a memory, to my countrymen ... toditos

is a story, but starts with a letter of passage, has chapters that do not look to the legends of the plains, with its whistling, his ball of fire, and other bogeymen Sayona inevitable, it is in other stories, such as fairy tales, which include those with princes dream wedding in full regalia, epaulets kale and chest amedallado transfer of gold braid, leading the bride under an arch of gleaming swords.

But keep in mind, camera, revolution that "everyday is extraordinary." So what the plains here are not fables. The proof is that if curucutear you like on the network and also entrepitear in the lives of others, should not, you will find the graphics very recent lavish wedding of a president who made that magic apureño dream of a beauty queen. It was a great night, fantastic, magnificent, as a gift from a fairy godmother.

pitiful thing is that, unlike fairy tales, these idyllic images not marked a "happy end", but the beginning of the torments the brand new regional prince, who makes Within days, forced by a thundering Jupiter's topochal pop, resigned. What fairy tale requires a maluca?

twitter Up for has circulated the letter of resignation, written in his own handwriting, with characters in such a hurry, and do not come from Apure, which give the appearance rather of medical recipe, those miraculously can only understand in pharmacies.

But we have not come here to increase the suffering of the character so popular. We come to the deep thoughts that motivate us these events. Hondas, I say, not by intention, but because the country falls, falls and falls, has sunk as is well down there in the depths of great national confusion, where we do everything.

say that the governor had four months of not paying the employees Ould. True Mother of Sorrows!. Rarely carried by his office. Anima whistle sad. That was with bad company. Zamuros La Barrosa ! Fortunately, the eye of the boss, who takes the bit in his left foot and the foreman in his right hand was finally abandoned to the region South.

- In Apure so there is a disaster ..!

Amid this widespread disaster, consideration should be given hawk to have realized that. But, if for four months, the workers received no salary, surprised both endurance and passivity. And where would the opposition for all that? Very serious. Remember, gentlemen, that patiquín short lies not ride that horse hair.

But come to the point: to be the great national winemaker who controls every penny of treasury, then it is not at fault. So if he berated the governor, the dialogue should have been more or less to this effect:

- Why you did not pay salaries?

- Because you gave me no real.

- I do not ask why I did not give the real ones, but why not pay salaries?

- Because you gave me no real.

As in the story of the bald cock, repeating over and over again that counterpoint to which he could put the same guaracha music that's so popular Billo ritornello: "Why not remove the bag?, which Cheo Garcia always answered:" Because I have torn shirt! ".

So the boss did not know anything about this disaster, to which are added negotiated in which fortunes are dissipated like dust devils and complaints after complaints that have been lost in the Sabanal aimlessly which is the Venezuelan justice. Eye, for some, for others, should they break a gourd, then leaves behind a chaparral Mr. Comptroller disguised veguero:

- Aha, you are disabled up to three thousand, ticinco

not seem to know the greatest balladeers the governor, who rode his pillion to carry for second time position, not above or visit their office, while apureños succumbed to decline. It was like a hut desert without joropo without tune. The saddest thing.

The stories are on the plain - and ratified the head - is that past governors and mayors, ñéngueres Dry Low, taro, taro of Pionius, go harpoon, spear and dagger. So he came to clear the road. And he did with the governor in trouble:

- Governor, you're sick.

- No, sir-president, I'm stronger than a bull.

- No, governor, spying from afar that you have health problems. Resign, that there is Carrizales.

- But that has given up per patient.

- Yes, but one single word of mine will suffice to heal.

And Ansina was. They say that started singing: "I leave the Saman, Guasimal and Estacada ..."

(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday 20 February 2011)

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You know that at any moment may be underwear drying in the sun on the gates of Miraflores or in the banisters of the Yellow House, and these days are on the rails of the track of La Rinconada racetrack, it is known that flood victims are a priority, but watch the news search engines work with the hardships of those living in shelters, so if we're not going to get used to.

We say that because you look at the fellow reporters who have to cover the parliamentary power, power that threatens to become one of these days in geyser, reduced to the role of pure and simple viewers outside the National Assembly Chamber, and then gives us little thing.

Over there, in some corner of the historic galleries of the palace, Guzman Blanco, lost in the spacious corridors Capitoline, sees them sitting days apart, stowed as the furniture that already have no place in the scenery and which is no more to dump the first opportunity.

If I forced a little bit, I would say to the board of the National Assembly and for one another corporal who fulfilled their orders, fablistanes are not, in this honorable house, or bystanders. That description can be given to two white caryatids flanking the presidium of the camera, because these are at least inside the Chamber and accompanying discussions. Reporters, I removed the stone, not have that "privilege."

It should be known that once these lands legislation, that "colossal piece of Greek architecture, the stone of the Parthenon page, with its columns of severe and correct forms, with its metopes and triglyphs, with its classic beauty and strength to the test of centuries " was a sheet for journalists without gate, a field ripe for the occurrence of news and reap all sizes. Valga

the preceding paragraph, "shot" shamelessly "The National Review" and probably from the pen of Mr Nicanor Bolet Peraza (was with Guzman in the Septenio, jumped to talanquera Linares Alcantara then jumped the fence into exile when the autocrat back saying I'm going to crush! the I demolish! ) to say that since that time (1873) the media and the opposition is fighting with the government figures. Guzman claimed that the Capitol was built in 114 days and the press said 151. What asshole discussion as compared to the awesome differences in figures that today are handled in almost all fields.

During the maligned Fourth Republic, the conference facilities were old hunting grounds in which field an unstoppable army of reporters, men and women, entrépitos, irreverent, scavengers, nosy, inquisitors, and annoying but not abusers power sniffed every inch semicircles, Standing committees and special board committees and curucuteaban unicameral and bicameral in any place smelled news. No need to force a little bit but not to assure them that they were (we were, then) a very big bastards, that is with love, burst when any information, regardless of who busted out. Is right. The great thing was, more to be done, to be accepted and respected. In the 90's, a ban on entering the chamber, caused by the bulky operating excesses that led to so much freedom, not last or forty-eight hours.

obviously times have changed to start yet because much of the AN has choked the word debate. Chew and chew but not swallow them reaches the glottis and sent back, they get a cough, sneeze, shout, buck, they get a tattoo of farts (oh, that FISNA) but go through comedy instead of open dialogue. Laboratory pure plays.

So reporters transpose the metal archway to the Capitol full of enthusiasm, tape recorders, notebooks and pencils in hand but little need to receive them with a pan of boiling water. They will not enter, leaving them no floor, no dress that does not go, you is what comes TV a well televisorcito a kid with one little eye, the censor monoculito ANT. Despair when a melee weapon and the camera focuses on the ceiling. Protest, face, crying and claim, but the door does not happen.

The perfect alibi. Reporters are not allowed because it sets the new Rules of Interior and Debates that seems written by Rinconetey Cortadillo. And of course, who decides he is tied to the mast like Ulysses. Our solidarity with reporters. And for the monoculito and gang, the usual signal.

(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday 13 February 2011)

Cough Tasting Like Blood

Capitol Survivors Fear in Time of Cholera

say that musical sense out of Youtube, young Justin Bieber, spends $ 750 a day in their hairstyles. One imagines he must make a very special hair, but watching it on the internet with matted blond perpendicular to the forehead and can not but conclude: Wow, what fortune would have saved if I lived in Venezuela!

Now instead of a country we are a start, when the fright and tension mixed with a sense of siege or us the feeling overwhelms that "something" will happen, go with the creeps is the great national look, whether you have hair or be in the condition of the undersigned.

peek out the window you want. Everything is surprise, surprise, amazement and tachycardia, jumped career here and there. In city and countryside, in factories and in the streets, in hospitals and schools, universities and banks, some first and others later, there are no who has escaped to a zapateadita in the great national joropo that bring us together.

has not yet dried the sweat of the last buzzes buzzing harp played by the great country when another member of the assembly, the president of the National Assembly, enigmatically announces : "what comes is tasty ..!". Go to relief. Carajazos and offered to give the opposition, but now we know that is pure water hole, then threw a jab Julio Borges and the cuff of the sleeve came out of avocado or got tangled in the tie, something.

has also warned, amid the furor of a speech, that "to overthrow" his boss "must have two balls," did not explain why, but it is a statement improper, first because no one is talking to knock anyone, and secondly because to exit above what is needed are two, just two feet to walk to the polling place. Yes it goes.

But we talked about the daily surprises of our population. In the general framework of the appalling personal insecurity, which is enough to say, just turn them fleeing in terror of ground moles that threaten to crush them or raze their homes, others are visited a minister with a nice revolver in his belt ordering them to leave, just like that, their property, he lives the extreme sport of traveling on roads that crumble, that is the tantalizing tail every day afraid of motorized touch you the window to ask the BB, a simple phone call to a leave bank employees and depositors who do not sleep either, while the staff of the casinos and grabbed the Russian roulette of unemployment will be water and light leaving not over dengue and cholera has arrived ... What is happening, my God, here we all like Justin Bieber?

When someone leaves a country to the bakery and the return is received by a score of strangers, well sprawled in the living room of her house, asking: "What can we help you?" Is because, because. . For what? How do I describe? Well, because nothing is certain. It is as if a country has neither a guarantee that one day you will change the name. But, what offset our own, if it already happened!

Airports without lights, hospitals without drugs, police without guns, supplies stocked out military aircraft without pilots ships run aground in the rivers, rivers that devastate plantations, plantations that will be for the Russians, Russian donkey and lead us in the middle of the night flies a military arsenal raising a whirlwind of fire into the sky and a rain of grenades, shells and mortars that fill the streets with thousands of citizens. Let's leave here, that we only write pulse rate.

But suddenly you've spent a quiet day, either because nothing has happened strangely or because decided to withdraw. But make the mistake of falling asleep with the tv on in the official channel. Wake up at midnight and is displaying the perennial olive green figure, this time embracing something like a huge papaya. Soba that, it cradled in his lap, pointing him to viewers, threatens to give away to the opposition. And one wonders how in the world the first president walk at midnight by manipulating channels such copy of cucurbits, product who knows what horrible transgenic mutation. Is that official message or chapter X-Files? Why add to the sorrows of an overwhelming public image like this?

Calm down, I'm sorry, it was not my intention to charge more stress on Sunday. Quiet, apply yourself these three R's: Relax, breathe, relax. Well, if you can.

(Published in the Diario Tal Cual on Sunday, 06 February 2011)