Intergremial
Maria Eugenia Guédez Intergremial
President of CPDC
Bolívar's Sword just completed his umpteenth Admirable Campaign in the skies over Latin America. Bravo. But it is a pity that the bumps did not permit communication increased brightness and brilliance of metal fearless, obedient to their own nature, he said there in cash, a lot of cash. was, it would be unfair to deny a tour of the realm, not only by what was shared. Is that there was a lot of history, or what resembles it, told and retold.
And all would have sounded much, much more, without the information gaps which, incidentally, are unjustifiable, given the panoply communication with that account.
A cursory analysis reveals that the first flaw has to do with the mentioned, and boy have lied, awarded to the head of the University of La Plata, for their contributions communication (sic, Luis). So far the powerful network of public transport has failed to convince most that the thing was absolutely serious. Try
. You grab any passerby and says that the First Sword of the Western Hemisphere, which has distributed hits Claymore between television, radio and the beleaguered troops fablistanes, has been awarded such a prize and people invariably laugh.
bitterly, but she laughs. Painfully, but she laughs. This people no longer see Radio Rochela, see this show so different, and has no less to laugh. Maybe then sigh deeply and smile, but maybe your lips finally draw a face, a grimace.
Other mistakenly assume that you have created an international award that if the merits of the above we referred, should be grandly called "Golden Gag Award" rioguairense language and translates River Plate Award The Golden Jaw
It is time, we believe, for the Minpopycomunicación, where they know of laughter because it is their specialty, rinse with a basic computer graphics that granting university, and specifically its journalism school not so named because silver was asked, I took the silver or have a severe weakness for the base metal, but it belongs to the city of La Plata, capital of the Province of Buenos Aires, and takes its name from the River de La Plata, so named because it etc, etc.
Indeed, the Rio de la Plata was crossed for the second leg of the tour. And there, unfortunately, there was another episode that remains in the mists of confusion. It turns out that another outbreak of solidarity he donated ten million strong (which juerte, hand) to the university hospital in Montevideo, which is logical to think that will benefit students, teachers, doctors and paramedics.
What do you say to that Venezuelan university students who went on hunger strike for lack of resources for learning centers? They spoke with difficulty, can not you see his lips were sewn days?
What this will tell the nurses on hunger strike for a fair collective agreement? Well, nothing, can not you see their mouths sealed with twists and turns of adhesive strips? It has developed a "scandal. Thankfully, a deputy has learned things in place: "No, sir, that's not a gift. Enough of stateless persons and pro-imperialist fabrications.
That's a very transparent agreement in terms and accurate. "Come on, explain, Hon," Well, we agree to deliver real to them and they agree to spend not owe us anything. "You hear it and exclaims: But, by God, where is the Minpopy of area that does not explain these things to the people! That's why the pods are formed.
For the apotheosis third leg of the tour, "The Chupadólares" which crossed the Andes Condor gracefully and landed in Cochabamba, where a volcano erupted joy. No wonder.
If bambino Cochabamba and more see it come to you with hands full of scum, the least we can say is joyful: What car more bamba! The problem occurred when when taking off to go into the arms of the best new friend, "The Chupadólares" gave no boot. This is serious. Never knew that the horse was thrown Libertador three in the middle of the range.
And still know the damage that crippled the jet ... or desire to go. Another glaring failure in communication and, of course, began mamaderita de gallo, that if you are a rubber spigot and let the lug wrench in Maiquetía, that if the pilot shut the door and left the keys inside, that if a platinum hit . What is clear is that the small plane is empavado.
The conclusion is obvious: the failure communication are putting at risk the process. No wonder the boss has claimed, has pleaded has pleaded appeal to every possible means of communication because the Simon Bolivar Satellite can not do everything.
To be invincible is to resort to graffiti, leaflets, copies under the door, the school boards, the old manifolds y. .. What else? Ah, of course, the usual two-handed sword taps.
(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday April 10, 2011)
The week significantly advance in the patriotic mission of finding a formula to convert the railway ministry in a model of efficiency. Oh, yes. A brief summary so that everyone is in tune: it is burdensome to have a large and expensive office, but not for the wasteful lazy.
Point two. Another distinguishing mark of the operation of the cabinet and probably one of the causes of his occasional blunders is the repeated movement of the stellar figures castling.
Point three. Found it very difficult to reduce the mistakes, at least should be performed to reduce the number of ministries and implementing more scientific castling, so we responsibly proposed the creation of the Ministry of Popular Power for Ministers Castling Popular and Unpopular (MINPOPOENROMINPOPUEIMPOPU).
Are We? Ok, then move forward decisively to the center of the board. There are, fortunately, open field for it, because it evokes formation of the cabinet-white contrast of "science game." To begin with we can differentiate two main areas: social and economic cabinet.
The first displays a very clear light, a white so white, health, safety, housing and living costs, so their ministries and their owners can be considered the white pieces on the board. While sector ministries economic, where The Wizard (?) and the government appear darker, make the black pieces.
Our thesis is squaring up to perfection just for more control and better results are "of little glasses" that requires the creation of two new ministries: one for castling for White and one for Black. Admittedly it is not desirable, but necessary.
Now, methodologically we should also note that, according to the rules, castling can be short or long. An example of castling is one that can lead to an official of the vice presidency to the government of Apure.
A stride as 650 kilometers. While the short castling repeated ad infinitum is to Culture for Housing and Housing Culture. Which makes us think that the drama of the homeless is taken to theater or comedy and even farce when it is said that the solution will come through the adobe housing.
Ministers must have gone through four portfolios to finish in the place whence they came. Impressed by the versatility: the same serve, forgiveness, put in Food, Oil and Energy in Electrical, Health and Urban Development. But not all the elect.
There are some who can move at will by the horizontal, vertical and diagonal reserved for rook and bishop, but in an oversight up to jump and whinny like a horse. Those are the black tabs petroleum.
This versatility is impressive.
to remember, since the days of Cesar Tovar, the unforgettable Peter Burra, and the honorable Luis Salazar, who were able to play all nine positions in a baseball game, not known as a super utility cabinet.
This, of course, must also be reviewed, so round up our contribution proposing two other ministries for castling. An office for the short and the other for long.
Other chips have the "syndrome of the eighth box." As a rule, when a pawn reaches the end of board is converted into a more valuable piece. It is known for very puncher officials who come often to the last horizontal.
And when asked: "What do you want to convert it, comrade?". Unfailingly responds: "In MINPOPYCOMUNICACION, your majesty."
Finally we discuss the king, responsible for everything that happens in the mosaic and who takes over one of their boxes.
lately In a country where it is necessary to resort every moment to the dictionary to remember the exact meaning of words like democracy, human rights, truth, etc., there will be less and will indicate that according to the DRAE the king is the "main part of the game chess which walks in all directions, but only one house to another adjacent, except in the castle. "
right, the king passes here in the adjoining houses and that's where made and unmade, sings, spins on its own axis, placed here and there, but is still king.
We endeavored to reduce the number of ministries, but the dynamic has led us to propose the creation of five.
I do not understand what would happen if you make a week I saw everything so clearly. What a failure. If I were a minister of planning, what would you do? Resign, yes, ipso facto. Or, better, and why not? autoenrocarme ...!
(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday April 3, 2011)
you are probably in this important segment of the population concerned about the unbridled expansion of the number of ministries: fourteen were in the fourth republic and we tramp of twenty-seven, representing a spectacular growth rate of 92.87%, which we would like Tyre and Trojans for the production of sugar, coffee, milk or sugar beet. I understand, but I confess I prefer to paraphrase Deng Xiao Ping on what that "no matter the color of cat. "Same here: no matter the number of cats but hey, would be good if occasionally hunt a wretched mouse.
One, which looked in 2012 riding a wave not so desperate and more understanding that Egyptians, Tunisians, Yemenis, Syrians, Libyans, Moroccans and many others, thinks that all is not lost, this thing is salvation and that their highly inefficient, that it threatens to put us to sweeten the brownish with beetroot can be corrected with a coupling at least one adjustment ñinguita a touch of synchronization.
Something like these TVs to them is the image, but gives him a pat Paf! on the back and then you still reveling in the chain of day.
Some believe that the now lush foliage ministerial took us by surprise because we were under the influence of those bombastic announcements of austerity, which were followed by massive cell collected and escorts, sales of cars and mini-jets of the fleet officers but ended in fib-hand.
Remember: the boss hated La Casona, the essential soul of veguero be satisfied with a small apartment studio.
now know it was television studio. And there you go. Both presidential limonsina ranting of that at times we think that we would present a mini donated second-hand Lada from the metropolis of the empire, but from Havana was not anything.
However, one day our good veguero we were presented with Airbus for 65 million dollars that did not fit in any hangar of the country and for its high operating costs once was baptized by bad sons of the homeland as "The chupadólares ".
knife thing. At the tail was stamped the initials FAV-0001 that you see, also serves to display the skies of the planet's tremendous 0001 that his "owner" in the subject took austerity.
In the first months of the process, the ministry began to be merged but, suddenly, in a sweeping anticlockwise multiplied like purslane.
honestly do not believe that the explosive growth of ministerial portfolios (hey, do not allude to the bulging of any title, but their number) have been capricious, but the consequence of an experimental attempt to find the man for every problem indicated with the right solution, thus creating offices were "custom." It is clear that at some point this naive strategy does also come down.
But we are in a wave of understanding and cooperation, which we have been maturing as our contribution to relaunch, more efficient and on reducing the expensive cast ministry.
And being the hallmark of its operation that incessant turnover of cabinet members, what in the world of bureaucracy is known as castling chess term, the best idea is to approach the problem from logic, dynamics and tactics of the "science game."
The idea is that we have been shaping up so much inefficiency and lack of coordination, the overflow of bodies end up not advancing the government's work even cats of winners can be overcome easily (but easy, buddy!) Creating the Department immediately People's Power for Castling Ministers of Popular and Unpopular (MINPOPOENROMINPOPUEIMPOPU), which already has as the first undisputed success acquiesce to the hair with the prevailing nomenclature.
This analysis seeks to control all the variables and what is best, all variants, remember it from different angles of the ministerial board that will be playing tricks similar to those that develop on the mosaic of black and white squares .
The problem is that the introitus and is too long and there is no space to describe the new structure, powers and operation, and expound the issues discussed, including the detected "the eighth box syndrome." For
So, while we let so much time weighing in check, with affection and if not too much to ask, can we continue this game next Sunday?
@ goyosalazar
(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday March 27, 2011)
On Sunday night we received calls from some friends, pretty entrépitos them, proposing as the theme for this space the sentence was the President of the Republic of silicone implants. We refuse outright. Do not fall for these provocations by very round and bulging look the occasion. Indeed, although we agree with the first president in his concern for the little aesthetic outcomes and health problems that these implants cause the ladies, it seems that would incur the same mistake of the chief executive to deal with when embusteembuste tits the country has so many verdadverdad suckling.
In twitter, where there are genuine opponents pirañitas devour when any of the snacks that they Presidential logorrhea released as fresh fillets to water, the subject quickly escalated in trendingtopics, a Christian, the most popular topics . That was a lenguarada unleashed in which we saw many friends and colleagues thrusting frantically chest to the discussion.
In all these expressions, I remember a fairly accurate, posted by a helping hand: Having dengue and malaria and cure many ills, Hugo has been to hold a breast prosthesis.
Authentic. Thus, we do not fall into the same distraction of the head of state and the eyes go after us the neckline. Quickly changed the subject, but not before expressing our curiosity about the female obsession, coming from time immemorial, to increase artificially the breast.
Today is silicone oil refining, but it is known, for example, that
http://es.wikipe- dia.org/ w/index.php?title=Gersuny&action=edit&redlink=1
Ger- suny (yo tampoco sé quién es) trató con inyecciones de parafina en 1889, "con resultados desastrosos".
¿Qué querrá decir desastrosos? ¿Tipo "relojes blandos" de Dalí? ¿Cuadrados, octogonales, poliédricos, trapezoidales? No queremos ni imaginarlo.
Ya vamos al tema, pero permítasenos un "wikipediazo" más: "Subsiguientemente, en la primera mitad del siglo XX, varias otras sustancias se trataron, incluyendo marfil". Una cosa increíble. No lo dice el texto consultado pero a lady with such implant had to be some sort of errant billiard table, accompanied by the permanent and characteristic sound of cannons: toctoc, toctoc, toctoc.
And woe to the one lover who launched headlong into her lap! I know that stretches for a bit of digression, but it amazes me, and I do wish to register, which is also used "glass balls, rubber sole, ox cartilage, Terylene wool, gutta percha (must be percha herself), Dicor, polyethylene pellets, sponge polymer polyvinyl alcoholformaldehído (Ivalon) Ivalon in a polythene bag, foam sponge polyether (Etheron), polyethylene tape (Polystar) forming a ball, polyester (polyurethane foam sponge) silastic rubber, and artificial teflónsilicona. But, gentlemen, and that it was hiking backpacks.
Before change the third, ended by confessing that I am not among those who like what they look like those breast implants.
Of course, much respect these individual decisions, but about "boobs" so perfectly round, as calculated and plotted logarithmically with time or exits a mold, equal, so massify forms that must be consistent with the individual nature of each woman, that ultimately reduce the charm. Sure, it's not that they are given a glimpse, but we prefer that our taste does not appear within a product as trigonometric.
More important, as the finishing touch and to be fair, is all-natural, artificial or semi bulk are enthusiastic supporters and that kills any discussion. Anyway, I apologize to friends who suggested the subject of criticism by the chief executive to silicone or silicone tits, but I think we should give some explanation. We
then the point with our original theme, incidentally, has to do with the holy tits, because it is the huge, gigantic udder of the national that which gushing oil stone, black, viscous, which has been the source of every good and bad, but especially of wealth that belongs to all Venezuelans.
One thing is that a lady has to do with their "key" what he pleases, but the udder oil does not belong to the first national officer to take her nipple in mouth all over the world.
the country in "topless" impudent into the neighborhood breastfeeding international Nooo, what a horrible nightmare, and head out of a glass or gutta-percha or ox cartilage, what do I know ...! Stop sharing, weaning Now
(Posted on Sunday March 20 , 2011)