reporter Enrique Hernandez left the morning of September 30 1978 of the writing of his diary after spending all night watching the ups and downs of Caracas since that time contributed enough blood flow to the crime reports. Previously, as usual, took a copy of the day. The sun warmed when he reached the avenue. A month ago the world had followed step by step the final moments of Paul VI. So when Hernandez, popularly known as "Roseboro" (nothing more for his resemblance to the famous Dodger catcher, was playing ball as well bag), read in the newspaper in big red letters and eight columns Died Pope, unhurriedly began returning to the idea of \u200b\u200bchange.
- I took an old newspaper in the file said, and handed him, folded, another copy this time placed under the armpit to get home. When deployed, looked astonished the same headline: "Pope died." Sure, I could imagine how good "Roseboro" zero kilometer that pontificate, the good-natured John Paul I, who could be expected a long and fruitful papacy, died suddenly in his bed when he was only 33 days in office.
I raise the story because I have the feeling lately be suffering from a misunderstanding that could easily be baptized as "Roseboro Syndrome." The press repeats the same news, same owners, as if the country were mounted on a "treadmill", reviewing the same task, fulfilling a calisthenics routine that moves, so tired, so exhausted, but not moving an inch. The newspapers of the day, sometimes more, sometimes less, seem to back issues, cigars, newspapers yesterday. If this were a radio program here would jump into Lavoe with his famous success.
There are instances of cases, but none recently than this unusual ritornello media: "He escaped the gang leader of the Unseen." Yes sir, under the noses of everyone, without anyone I feel, to sniff, much less see it, we just leak again! this dangerous subject.
All active forces (live is what is left) have exclaimed: But how can this be! And, look, the kind you get caught, they leak, get it again, we return to leak, grab the little brother, little brother escape us, which is the invisiblito. And in a never-ending saga that has stunned, shocked the country. If this were a radio program, should be put immediately to Willie Colon singing "What will that be, to be .."
One says, understanding, "Okay, okay, we know that the country is a complete guachafita, but things like this should be a bit of seriousness.."
Big Trouble is armed at the highest levels of government, very high, high up, up the famous wart and no wonder. We are being very badly to an expectant world for our future nuclear reactor. You know it is one thing chitiquica, minimum, and a bean species, but reactor reactor. And, oops, Obama knows this and is watchful eye. Ah, well.
The supreme commander of all prisons has been declared an emergency and back loading a thermos of black coffee with brandy and lemon to stay awake. This is the thing! The first thing he did was call the deputy minister of industry:
- But how is it that we have returned to leak the head of the Unseen! We are giving the comic! You find out that shit me and I respond to his post!
The network was down, step by step, until the charge of the prison, where he had been "invisible." The official, a cachaça endogenous did not flinch:
- Chamo, the cell was empty as three days, but like the invisible man has a reputation, I thought it was still there ..
This can not continue. And the obvious question is how among so many foreign luminaire, both brilliant advisor, so efficient situation room there is someone who has come up with a conclusive solution, such as spraying the guy with phosphorescent paint and plunge to his eyebrows a sombrero, plus a hookah and some sunglasses. This facade has to draw attention because! even the most despalomado jailer.
Another is to place an audible alarm as those shoes called "maqueros" (El Maco) very famous Margarita in the 40's and without which it was impossible to take a step that is not accompanied by a fastidiosísimo "CUIC , CUIC, CUIC ".. Excuse empiricism but the invisible man can no longer laughing at us. Enough ..!
(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday November 7, 2010)
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