Friday, April 15, 2011

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gold Jaw

Bolívar's Sword just completed his umpteenth Admirable Campaign in the skies over Latin America. Bravo. But it is a pity that the bumps did not permit communication increased brightness and brilliance of metal fearless, obedient to their own nature, he said there in cash, a lot of cash.

was, it would be unfair to deny a tour of the realm, not only by what was shared. Is that there was a lot of history, or what resembles it, told and retold.

And all would have sounded much, much more, without the information gaps which, incidentally, are unjustifiable, given the panoply communication with that account.

A cursory analysis reveals that the first flaw has to do with the mentioned, and boy have lied, awarded to the head of the University of La Plata, for their contributions communication (sic, Luis). So far the powerful network of public transport has failed to convince most that the thing was absolutely serious. Try

. You grab any passerby and says that the First Sword of the Western Hemisphere, which has distributed hits Claymore between television, radio and the beleaguered troops fablistanes, has been awarded such a prize and people invariably laugh.

bitterly, but she laughs. Painfully, but she laughs. This people no longer see Radio Rochela, see this show so different, and has no less to laugh. Maybe then sigh deeply and smile, but maybe your lips finally draw a face, a grimace.

Other mistakenly assume that you have created an international award that if the merits of the above we referred, should be grandly called "Golden Gag Award" rioguairense language and translates River Plate Award The Golden Jaw

It is time, we believe, for the Minpopycomunicación, where they know of laughter because it is their specialty, rinse with a basic computer graphics that granting university, and specifically its journalism school not so named because silver was asked, I took the silver or have a severe weakness for the base metal, but it belongs to the city of La Plata, capital of the Province of Buenos Aires, and takes its name from the River de La Plata, so named because it etc, etc.

Indeed, the Rio de la Plata was crossed for the second leg of the tour. And there, unfortunately, there was another episode that remains in the mists of confusion. It turns out that another outbreak of solidarity he donated ten million strong (which juerte, hand) to the university hospital in Montevideo, which is logical to think that will benefit students, teachers, doctors and paramedics.

What do you say to that Venezuelan university students who went on hunger strike for lack of resources for learning centers? They spoke with difficulty, can not you see his lips were sewn days?

What this will tell the nurses on hunger strike for a fair collective agreement? Well, nothing, can not you see their mouths sealed with twists and turns of adhesive strips? It has developed a "scandal. Thankfully, a deputy has learned things in place: "No, sir, that's not a gift. Enough of stateless persons and pro-imperialist fabrications.

That's a very transparent agreement in terms and accurate. "Come on, explain, Hon," Well, we agree to deliver real to them and they agree to spend not owe us anything. "You hear it and exclaims: But, by God, where is the Minpopy of area that does not explain these things to the people! That's why the pods are formed.

For the apotheosis third leg of the tour, "The Chupadólares" which crossed the Andes Condor gracefully and landed in Cochabamba, where a volcano erupted joy. No wonder.

If bambino Cochabamba and more see it come to you with hands full of scum, the least we can say is joyful: What car more bamba! The problem occurred when when taking off to go into the arms of the best new friend, "The Chupadólares" gave no boot. This is serious. Never knew that the horse was thrown Libertador three in the middle of the range.

And still know the damage that crippled the jet ... or desire to go. Another glaring failure in communication and, of course, began mamaderita de gallo, that if you are a rubber spigot and let the lug wrench in Maiquetía, that if the pilot shut the door and left the keys inside, that if a platinum hit . What is clear is that the small plane is empavado.

The conclusion is obvious: the failure communication are putting at risk the process. No wonder the boss has claimed, has pleaded has pleaded appeal to every possible means of communication because the Simon Bolivar Satellite can not do everything.

To be invincible is to resort to graffiti, leaflets, copies under the door, the school boards, the old manifolds y. .. What else? Ah, of course, the usual two-handed sword taps.

(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday April 10, 2011)

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