The week significantly advance in the patriotic mission of finding a formula to convert the railway ministry in a model of efficiency. Oh, yes. A brief summary so that everyone is in tune: it is burdensome to have a large and expensive office, but not for the wasteful lazy.
Point two. Another distinguishing mark of the operation of the cabinet and probably one of the causes of his occasional blunders is the repeated movement of the stellar figures castling.
Point three. Found it very difficult to reduce the mistakes, at least should be performed to reduce the number of ministries and implementing more scientific castling, so we responsibly proposed the creation of the Ministry of Popular Power for Ministers Castling Popular and Unpopular (MINPOPOENROMINPOPUEIMPOPU).
Are We? Ok, then move forward decisively to the center of the board. There are, fortunately, open field for it, because it evokes formation of the cabinet-white contrast of "science game." To begin with we can differentiate two main areas: social and economic cabinet.
The first displays a very clear light, a white so white, health, safety, housing and living costs, so their ministries and their owners can be considered the white pieces on the board. While sector ministries economic, where The Wizard (?) and the government appear darker, make the black pieces.
Our thesis is squaring up to perfection just for more control and better results are "of little glasses" that requires the creation of two new ministries: one for castling for White and one for Black. Admittedly it is not desirable, but necessary.
Now, methodologically we should also note that, according to the rules, castling can be short or long. An example of castling is one that can lead to an official of the vice presidency to the government of Apure.
A stride as 650 kilometers. While the short castling repeated ad infinitum is to Culture for Housing and Housing Culture. Which makes us think that the drama of the homeless is taken to theater or comedy and even farce when it is said that the solution will come through the adobe housing.
Ministers must have gone through four portfolios to finish in the place whence they came. Impressed by the versatility: the same serve, forgiveness, put in Food, Oil and Energy in Electrical, Health and Urban Development. But not all the elect.
There are some who can move at will by the horizontal, vertical and diagonal reserved for rook and bishop, but in an oversight up to jump and whinny like a horse. Those are the black tabs petroleum.
This versatility is impressive.
to remember, since the days of Cesar Tovar, the unforgettable Peter Burra, and the honorable Luis Salazar, who were able to play all nine positions in a baseball game, not known as a super utility cabinet.
This, of course, must also be reviewed, so round up our contribution proposing two other ministries for castling. An office for the short and the other for long.
Other chips have the "syndrome of the eighth box." As a rule, when a pawn reaches the end of board is converted into a more valuable piece. It is known for very puncher officials who come often to the last horizontal.
And when asked: "What do you want to convert it, comrade?". Unfailingly responds: "In MINPOPYCOMUNICACION, your majesty."
Finally we discuss the king, responsible for everything that happens in the mosaic and who takes over one of their boxes.
lately In a country where it is necessary to resort every moment to the dictionary to remember the exact meaning of words like democracy, human rights, truth, etc., there will be less and will indicate that according to the DRAE the king is the "main part of the game chess which walks in all directions, but only one house to another adjacent, except in the castle. "
right, the king passes here in the adjoining houses and that's where made and unmade, sings, spins on its own axis, placed here and there, but is still king.
We endeavored to reduce the number of ministries, but the dynamic has led us to propose the creation of five.
I do not understand what would happen if you make a week I saw everything so clearly. What a failure. If I were a minister of planning, what would you do? Resign, yes, ipso facto. Or, better, and why not? autoenrocarme ...!
(Published in the newspaper Tal Cual on Sunday April 3, 2011)
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